I am fucking retarded.

[kuro]

I firmly believe that Sam's shoes are merely props and his legs actually continue on into the concrete. -sage nod-

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[comebackboomerang]

You do that, I will stand in the background and laugh when he uses those tree trunks he calls legs to smoosh you into the pavement!

[kuro]

Oh no, for you see, I will nimbly climb those tree trunks, for I am as the monkey, and will sit on top of his shoulders, pound my chest and assert my dominance once and for all!

[comebackboomerang]

*face!palm* You may try to assert your dominance but Jared is bigger and stronger than you and he will just have to yank you off and mount you to prove he is the alpha male.... with his muscles and hair and long legs and... other long things...

[kuro]

-keyboard mash-

You sir, are the winner.

[comebackboomerang]

*does a victory lap*

At least you are man enough to admit my massive superiority. :D

[kuro]

See icon.

[comebackboomerang]

Don't be sour grapes! XD

[kuro]

I'm all good.

[comebackboomerang]

I know you are... *huggles!*

[kuro]

-giggle-

[comebackboomerang]

So since you are Dean, are you finally admitting you are a fanGIRL?

[kuro]

Apparently.

[comebackboomerang]

YAY! Then we can squee like a bunch of cracked out Becky's together!

[kuro]

-bounces-